In case you missed it, Wendy's has been roasting people on Twitter:
http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-wendy-jokes/
We loved what they were doing so we hired them to manage our Twitter account for a day. Here's what happened...
Orders placed before 3pm Arizona time on non-holiday weekdays are shipped out the same day!
Delivery times are affected by how many items you order, and your proximity to Scottsdale, Arizona.
*FREE shipping on U.S. orders over $89! (excludes HI & AK).
Only $9.97 if under $89. Expedited options available at checkout.
# of Items
Savings
3 or 4
Save 5%
5+
Save 10%
* Bulk discount exclusions:
Sample packets, such as the Jigsaw MagSoothe 7 Pack, are excluded.